The black circus

Come on everyone to the black circus,

We have black magic, fucas pocus,

Black elephant, black clown,

Black magician, and a black hound,

Come on everyone it costs a penny or two,

Would I lie to you?

Black wonders, black act,

Men and woman clad in black,

You can pet him it’s all right,

This panther doesn’t bite,

Come on everybody come to our blackened dome,

Make yourselves feel like home,

Come here to see,

Dark voodoo masters from over the sea,

Black humor in black clown,

Gorges maiden in black gown,

Black knight that’s all right,

He might give you the fright,

Come on everyone don’t be shy,

Come on every one give it a try,

This is a show you won’t forget,

You’re a fish stuck in our net,

You have come to the black circus,

We have black magic, fucas pocus,

Black elephant, black clown,

Black magician, and a black hound,

He’ll have your body; she’ll have your soul,

 You don’t in ghost storys? Ho, ho, ho,

     A nise way to spend the holidays until darkness around you starts to increase.

Duel of Fire and Frost.

Frost- “I’m frost, king of ice and snow,

I am the blizzard, ho ho ho”

Fire- “sup fire my name,

Scorching and burnings my game,”

Both- “This is a duel locked in song,

When it’s through you will be gone!”

Fire- “I-“  Frost- “hey I go first”

Fire- “why you’re the worst”

Frost- “grrrrr”

Both- “This is a duel locked in song,

When it’s through you will be gone!”

Frost- “I’m as cold as death”

Fire- “I burn like hell”

Frost- “nobody really cares o well”

Fire- “grrrrr”

Both- “This is a duel locked in song,

When it’s through you will be gone!”

Fire- “I consume whole forests and leave nothing but ash”

Frost- “So?”

Fire- “if you got some thing better, give it a bash”

Frost- “I wipe whole cities of the map,

Say fire quit it with the rap”

Both- “This is a duel locked in song,

When it’s through you will be gone!”

Fire- “dude raps the best”

Frost- “stop this nonsense you little pest”

Both- “This is a duel locked in song,

When it’s through you will be gone!”

Sadly I can’t finish this rhyme,

For it continues for the end of time!

This was my first dialog in rhyme, aren't you proud of me?! :D Answer would probably  be no and what is your problem kid? Or so I imagine.

Kite, kite,

Tra, da, daa,

Kite, kite,

La, la, laa,

With out soul, engine, or wing,

From the ground you do spring,

Kite, kite,

Serpent of sky,

Kite, kite,

Do not lie,

Kite, kite,

Where will you go?

Without strings hold, ho,

Will you rest in a tree?

For everyone to see,

Wind, wind,

Kite, kite,

You two are alike,

Both free as eagle,

And wild as snake,

A pretty fine couple you two make,

Like bread and butter,

Like knife and fork,

You two must be together to work,

La, la, l-la, laa,

La, l-la, la, la, la, la, Laa,

Inspired by a windy day and flying a kite, shocking isn't it.

There lived a silly willy old man,

Ho rode around on a pig named pan,

They went to the market one day,

With a”unk,unk,unk,” and a”hay,hay,hay,”

The man asked a cow,” can I have some cheese,

All round and yellow with holes please”,

The cow said,”moooo,”

The man said,”whoooo?”

Pipede,tripde, nipde,wo,

They went to the river one day,

With a”unk,unk,unk,” and a”hay,hay,hay,”

The man said “I would like some fish,

Is there any thing you wish?”

The pig said “snort,”

The man said “a coat,”

It was a hot summer,

Subde, litey, wpity, moat,

They went to the a mean old troll one day,

With a”unk,unk,unk,” and a”hay,hay,hay,”

“Fear me the mighty troll,”roured the troll,

The man said”your not a tightly mole,”

They argued the night away,

Until the come of day,

Then the troll turned to stone,

Rididy, wibdy, timity, rone,

Yo,ho,ho,

Ye,ye,ye,

Ho,ho,ho,

“boom,Boom,”

We are the dogs of the 7 seas,

Call us pirates if you please,

We’ll grab your woman, and drink your beer,

And take or break what your hold dear,

Yo,ho,ho,

Ye,ye,ye,

Ho,ho,ho,

“boom,Boom,”

We’ll cut you up if you don’t sit still,

Heck, we’ll cut you up even if you will,

Mersey will come at the price of gold,

Silver and other riches untold,

Yo,ho,ho,

Ye,ye,ye,

Ho,ho,ho,

“boom,Boom,”

This job is kind of tough,

Seas are always rough,

That’s just fine,

Come on everybody one more time!

Yo,ho,ho,

Ye,ye,ye,

Ho,ho,ho,

“bom,bo-bom,Bom,bom,

Trrrrom,bom,Boom,”

   In my head this should be a song with 3 people, one with a drum.

So you want to make a potion of evil rage,

That can make blind kittens break out of a mithril cage,

Get a caldron black and cold,

Throw in 2 tea spoons of mold,

Put the caldron over flame,

Add 10 cups of acid rain,

Crush boar tusk and wear wolf claw,

With a tooth from a sea serpent’s jaw,

Mix it up and throw it in,

Get a mixing stick out of a bin,

Strew it, strew it, hey ha ho,

Strew it, strew it, until I say so,

Get a minion to add sulfur, dragon poo, with a tint of salt,

If it blows it’s entirely his fault,

Get 2 pickled salamanders,

From red witch venders,

Or buy it for 30 gold on e-bay,

There is a sale every Thursday,

Throw the salamanders in with the jar,

Add liquor from an orc bar,

Mix troll skin with crushed turtle spine,

And chimera horn with a melon rind,

Put in the stomach acid of a purple poca-doted Mongolian death worm,

If don’t want to trap 1 go the city and find an half-orc named borm,

He can lead to a worm corps for a cookie or a few coppers,

Add in new born fresh forest gnoppers,

Mix manticore stinger a raging deathocornes eye,

And green goblin giblets, with a wing of a hell fly,

Take your mixing stick and strew, and strew,

Until the ingredients are in a blur,

Then shout the spell from page 64,

From the spell book “the sorcery door”,

Scope some in to a vessel and hold it steady,

And now your potion is almost ready,

But test it no bigger then a mouse or rat,

It can leave a bad stain on your cloak or hat,

It makes both man and beast insane,

Covering them in rage and pain,

Be carful

    This was my second  poem mostly a joke as you can tell.

A poem of adventure

Through wind, through rain,

through fire and frost,

through storm and cave,

we go at all cost!

To save a princess, to slay a beast,

and then come back and have a feast!

We go, we go through mountains and snow,

We go, we go through river’s flow.

To kill a dragon on leathery wings,

to fight for good with mountain kings.

Before the mountains age to dust,

Climb up them, we must, We Must!

When creeps come crawling from distant lands,

with glowing eyes and claws for hands.

Grab a sword, axe, or spear,

to fight for life and what you hold dear.

Through wind, through rain,

through fire and frost,

through storm and cave,

we go at all cost!

weary are our tired feet,

and sick we are of squirrel meat.

We go, we go, through ash and snow,

we go, we go, through horrors of war.

To not get caught in the blackened dome,

to some day get back home.

For gold right now I have no need,

just give me a drink and a swift steed.

War scares this deserted lands,

monsters still lerk with claws for hands.

Now only bones remain,

of those good men of forgotten name.

Through wind, through rain,

through fire and frost,

through storm and cave,

we go at all cost.

To find a place to finally rest.

Once-a-pone a time a pegasus flew past me when I was skiing and bucked me in the head (probably more like when I was going up the lift). By the magic of the mythical beast I was inspired to make the first lines and then continued creating. Actually I was inspired by adrenalin from skiing, thoughts of elemental forces, and Lord of The Rings which I was reading at that time. This was my first poem as well as pretty much the only serious one.