Powerful runes from which you’d run speedy,

are now hiding behind graffiti.

The boogeyman is being pushed off by Jason and Freddy Krueger,

those bastards are laughing all louder and ruder.

Old dark forces are beginning to die,

let’s push them off the edge and say “goodbye.”

Vampires have to wear lotions to sparkle in the sun,

werewolves turn half way that’s half the fun.

Elf’s are tree huggers, dwarves are drinkers with beards,

when it get’s to meeting one the conversation is weird.

Old dark forces are beginning to die,

let’s push them off the edge and say “goodbye.”

Set & loki never get any rep or rap,

while cthulhu has all the popularity while having a nap.

Ice Giant’s fear global warming, djin battle the electric fan,

is that respectable? I mean really man.

Old dark forces are beginning to die,

let’s push them off the edge and say “goodbye.”

..oh my...

yep that’s slenderman now it’s run or die.