There lived a silly willy old man,

Ho rode around on a pig named pan,

They went to the market one day,

With a”unk,unk,unk,” and a”hay,hay,hay,”

The man asked a cow,” can I have some cheese,

All round and yellow with holes please”,

The cow said,”moooo,”

The man said,”whoooo?”

Pipede,tripde, nipde,wo,

They went to the river one day,

With a”unk,unk,unk,” and a”hay,hay,hay,”

The man said “I would like some fish,

Is there any thing you wish?”

The pig said “snort,”

The man said “a coat,”

It was a hot summer,

Subde, litey, wpity, moat,

They went to the a mean old troll one day,

With a”unk,unk,unk,” and a”hay,hay,hay,”

“Fear me the mighty troll,”roured the troll,

The man said”your not a tightly mole,”

They argued the night away,

Until the come of day,

Then the troll turned to stone,

Rididy, wibdy, timity, rone,